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typeracer

Pit Stop
Racer bush did 911 (swagdaddyy)
Race Number 23
Date Wed, 12 Apr 2017 17:22:20
Speed 56 WPM Try to beat?
Accuracy 93.1%
Rank 2nd place (out of 4)
Opponents maenaconda (1st place) nancy21 (4th place) stefanbm (3rd place)

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Son, a woman is a lot like a... a refrigerator! They're about six feet tall, 300 pounds. They make ice and, um... Oh, wait a minute. Actually, a woman is more like a beer. They smell good, they look good and you'd step over your own mother just to get one!
— (other) by Matt Groening (see stats)