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Racer David (styrofoamboots1)
Race Number 101
Date Mon, 8 Feb 2021 19:51:37
Speed 94 WPM Try to beat?
Accuracy 98.7%
Rank 1st place (out of 5)
Opponents bbboi17 (3rd place) kazmasw (2nd place)

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Sir, a couple of brief points: firstly, you're not a qualified service engineer, and, consequently, sawing me in two will invalidate my guarantee; secondly, I wouldn't trust you to open a can of sardines that was already open.
— (other) by Rob Grant, Doug Naylor (see stats)

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