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Pit Stop
Racer Alexander (straubalexander)
Race Number 6
Date Mon, 19 Dec 2016 5:01:16
Speed 64 WPM Try to beat?
Accuracy 94.2%
Rank 2nd place (out of 5)
Opponents lilchoob (1st place) shahid_abbas (3rd place)

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When you're dead, they really fix you up. I hope to hell when I do die somebody has sense enough to just dump me in the river or something. Anything except sticking me in a goddam cemetery. People coming and putting a bunch of flowers on your stomach on Sunday, and all that crap. Who wants flowers when you're dead? Nobody.
— (book) by J. D. Salinger (see stats)