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Pit Stop
Racer Eli Van Stichelen (stichelman)
Race Number 2117
Date Tue, 17 Jun 2025 19:11:37
Speed 76 WPM Try to beat?
Accuracy 95.9%
Rank 1st place (out of 5)
Opponents samb2006 (5th place) xcienx_232 (3rd place)

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The wine list looks so imposing that you finally give up laboring over it. You hand it back to the server and say (either a bit sheepishly, because you're acknowledging that you can't handle the list, or with defiant bravado, signifying that you're not going to waste your time on this nonsense), "I'll just have a glass of white wine." Smart move or big mistake? We'd say, "Mistake."
— (book) by Ed McCarthy (see stats)

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