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Racer Steven (stevie03)
Race Number 3019
Date Mon, 13 Oct 2025 4:41:27
Speed 95 WPM Try to beat?
Accuracy 96.4%
Rank 2nd place (out of 4)
Opponents seuuuuuuu (1st place)

Text typed:

Sir, a couple of brief points: firstly, you're not a qualified service engineer, and, consequently, sawing me in two will invalidate my guarantee; secondly, I wouldn't trust you to open a can of sardines that was already open.
— (other) by Rob Grant, Doug Naylor (see stats)

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