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typeracer

Pit Stop
Racer Slack (slack)
Race Number 8
Date Thu, 13 Nov 2014 7:46:54
Speed 69 WPM Try to beat?
Accuracy 96.4%
Rank 4th place (out of 5)
Opponents dabearsrock1010 (1st place) kevinneeraj (3rd place) thaelarion (2nd place)

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So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
— (book) by Stephen Colbert (see stats)