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Pit Stop
Racer simpull (simpl)
Race Number 6
Date Fri, 9 May 2014 16:58:37
Speed 82 WPM Try to beat?
Accuracy 91.9%
Rank 1st place (out of 4)
Opponents surrenderordie (2nd place) teapott (3rd place)

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The wine list looks so imposing that you finally give up laboring over it. You hand it back to the server and say (either a bit sheepishly, because you're acknowledging that you can't handle the list, or with defiant bravado, signifying that you're not going to waste your time on this nonsense), "I'll just have a glass of white wine." Smart move or big mistake? We'd say, "Mistake."
— (book) by Ed McCarthy (see stats)