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Pit Stop
Racer sIMME (simminator)
Race Number 20
Date Sat, 14 Jan 2017 14:14:53
Speed 50 WPM Try to beat?
Accuracy 77.8%
Rank 2nd place (out of 4)
Opponents envisage (3rd place)

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Now you might ask yourself, if by yourself you mean me, "Stephen, if you don't like books, why did you write one?" You just asked yourself a trick question. I didn't write it. I dictated it. I shouted it into a tape recorder over the Columbus Day weekend, then handed it to my agent and said, "Sell this."
— (book) by Stephen Colbert (see stats)