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Racer Sidor (sidor836)
Race Number 49
Date Wed, 22 May 2024 17:34:13
Speed 60 WPM Try to beat?
Accuracy 95%
Rank 4th place (out of 5)
Opponents divarela (1st place) hello312 (3rd place) torovolts (2nd place)

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Sir, a couple of brief points: firstly, you're not a qualified service engineer, and, consequently, sawing me in two will invalidate my guarantee; secondly, I wouldn't trust you to open a can of sardines that was already open.
— (other) by Rob Grant, Doug Naylor (see stats)

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