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Pit Stop
Racer youtube.com/watch?v=_iLXbohQOO8 (seign)
Race Number 1751
Date Sun, 2 Jul 2023 22:53:49
Speed 122 WPM Try to beat?
Accuracy 97.7%
Rank 1st place (out of 5)
Opponents nothisisjeff (4th place) oktherefella (2nd place) stanmkh (5th place) stervel (3rd place)

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The wine list looks so imposing that you finally give up laboring over it. You hand it back to the server and say (either a bit sheepishly, because you're acknowledging that you can't handle the list, or with defiant bravado, signifying that you're not going to waste your time on this nonsense), "I'll just have a glass of white wine." Smart move or big mistake? We'd say, "Mistake."
Wine for Dummies (book) by Ed McCarthy (see stats)