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Race Result Details |
| Racer | Scan (scherzo) |
| Race Number | 1816 |
| Date | Sat, 14 Sep 2013 1:06:08 |
| Speed |
77 WPM
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| Accuracy | 93.4% |
| Rank | 4th place (out of 4) |
| Opponents | durablepants (2nd place) ethan4444 (3rd place) noxcovenant (1st place) |
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Jay made up for the lack of glamour in his assignment by having a romance with a local miller's daughter, which he initiated by letting air out of her bicycle tires. He also earned himself a promotion to lieutenant on the strength of his commonsense suggestion that the army could save lots of cargo space by deboning beef before shipping it overseas.
— (book)
by Carolyn Wyman
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