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Pit Stop
Racer Ryan (rwhyan)
Race Number 1331
Date Fri, 27 Jan 2017 2:25:26
Speed 50 WPM Try to beat?
Accuracy 95%
Rank 2nd place (out of 5)
Opponents juliansmile (3rd place) simpleplanner88 (4th place)

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Sir, a couple of brief points: firstly, you're not a qualified service engineer, and, consequently, sawing me in two will invalidate my guarantee; secondly, I wouldn't trust you to open a can of sardines that was already open.
— (other) by Rob Grant, Doug Naylor (see stats)