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Pit Stop
Racer Russel (russelsprouts)
Race Number 14
Date Wed, 29 Nov 2017 5:50:41
Speed 61 WPM Try to beat?
Accuracy 94.4%
Rank 3rd place (out of 5)
Opponents akela123 (2nd place) phyterjet (1st place)

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This guy's walkin' down a street when he falls in a hole. The walls are so steep he can't get out. A doctor passes by and the guy shouts up, "Hey you! Can you help me out?" The doctor writes him a prescription, throws it down the hole and moves on. Then a priest comes along and the guy shouts up, "Father, I'm down in this hole; can you help me out?" The priest writes out a prayer, throws it down in the hole and moves on. Then a friend walks by. "Hey Joe, it's me, can you help me out?" And the friend jumps in the hole. Our guy says, "Are ya stupid? Now we're both down here!" and the friend says, "Yeah, but I've been down here before, and I know the way out."
— (other) by Aaron Sorkin (see stats)

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