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Racer Michael (roike)
Race Number 6
Date Sun, 16 Mar 2014 19:34:36
Speed 64 WPM Try to beat?
Accuracy 91.4%
Rank 2nd place (out of 4)
Opponents revzzz (3rd place) sseerr (1st place)

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And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
— (movie) by Mike Judge (see stats)