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Pit Stop
Racer rlzeehmv (rlzeehmv)
Race Number 119
Date Sat, 4 Apr 2020 13:52:18
Speed 54 WPM Try to beat?
Accuracy 96.5%
Rank 4th place (out of 5)
Opponents harveygb2003 (2nd place) lolobear (5th place) type_amateur (1st place)

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The key to faking out the parents is the clammy hands. It's a good non-specific symptom, I'm a big believer in it. A lot of people will tell you to go for a phony fever, but if you get a nervous mother, you could wind up in a doctor's office. You fake a stomach cramp, when you're bent over wailing, you lick your palms. It's childish and stupid, but then, so is high school.
Ferris Bueller's Day Off (movie) by John Hughes (see stats)

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