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Pit Stop
Racer Keyes (rhapsodize)
Race Number 82
Date Wed, 24 Aug 2016 5:15:46
Speed 106 WPM Try to beat?
Accuracy 93.9%
Rank 1st place (out of 4)
Opponents deathboy11 (2nd place) khronic (3rd place) very_how (4th place)

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Jay made up for the lack of glamour in his assignment by having a romance with a local miller's daughter, which he initiated by letting air out of her bicycle tires. He also earned himself a promotion to lieutenant on the strength of his commonsense suggestion that the army could save lots of cargo space by deboning beef before shipping it overseas.
— (book) by Carolyn Wyman (see stats)