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Race Result Details |
| Racer | Ed (raptorofli) |
| Race Number | 9676 |
| Date | Tue, 22 Oct 2024 22:03:25 +0000 |
| Speed |
94 WPM
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| Accuracy | 96.9% |
| Rank | 4th place (out of 5) |
| Opponents | laneondvorak (1st place) pugslyyy (2nd place) |
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I was crying pointlessly on the kitchen floor. As was common practice during bouts of floor-crying, I was staring straight ahead at nothing in particular and feeling sort of weird about myself. Then, through the film of tears and nothingness, I spotted a tiny shriveled piece of corn under the refrigerator. I don't claim to know why this happened, but when I saw the piece of corn, something snapped inside me, and then that thing twisted through a few permutations of logic that I don't understand, and produced the most confusing bout of uncontrollable, debilitating laughter that I have ever experienced.
— Hyperbole and a half
 (book)
by Alexandra Brosh
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