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Race Result Details |
| Racer | Kim Lip (r1ckety_cr1cket) |
| Race Number | 880 |
| Date | Tue, 2 Nov 2021 21:46:15 |
| Speed |
79 WPM
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| Accuracy | 97.9% |
| Rank | 3rd place (out of 5) |
| Opponents | fada1 (2nd place) jrutz26 (4th place) wattfox (1st place) |
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In order to become an elf I filled out ten pages' worth of forms, took a multiple choice personality test, underwent two interviews and a drug test. The first interview was general, designed to eliminate obvious sociopaths. During the second interview we were asked why we wanted to be elves.
—
Holidays on Ice
 (book)
by David Sedaris
(see stats)
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