Race Result Details |
Racer | I am faster than you (qwerty2607) |
Race Number | 2252 |
Date | Thu, 6 Mar 2025 18:19:05 |
Speed |
54 WPM
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Accuracy | 95% |
Rank | 4th place (out of 5) |
Opponents | stewiestuddsyt (1st place) |
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Jay made up for the lack of glamour in his assignment by having a romance with a local miller's daughter, which he initiated by letting air out of her bicycle tires. He also earned himself a promotion to lieutenant on the strength of his commonsense suggestion that the army could save lots of cargo space by deboning beef before shipping it overseas.
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SPAM: A Biography: The Amazing True Story of America's "Miracle Meat!"
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