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Racer 災禍 (psyaika)
Race Number 983
Date Fri, 2 Oct 2020 3:07:56
Speed 99 WPM Try to beat?
Accuracy 97.6%
Rank 1st place (out of 5)
Opponents groo_vy (2nd place) sprachzarathustra (3rd place)

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Sir, a couple of brief points: firstly, you're not a qualified service engineer, and, consequently, sawing me in two will invalidate my guarantee; secondly, I wouldn't trust you to open a can of sardines that was already open.
— (other) by Rob Grant, Doug Naylor (see stats)

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