Race Updates Discord About Merch
Home Profile History Competitions Texts Upgrade

typeracer

Pit Stop
Racer Chester (potatoo)
Race Number 56
Date Sat, 31 May 2014 6:47:01
Speed 96 WPM Try to beat?
Accuracy 91.6%
Rank 1st place (out of 2)

Text typed:

Jay made up for the lack of glamour in his assignment by having a romance with a local miller's daughter, which he initiated by letting air out of her bicycle tires. He also earned himself a promotion to lieutenant on the strength of his commonsense suggestion that the army could save lots of cargo space by deboning beef before shipping it overseas.
— (book) by Carolyn Wyman (see stats)