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Race Result Details |
| Racer | (poem) |
| Race Number | 245578 |
| Date | Tue, 14 Oct 2025 22:43:23 |
| Speed |
147 WPM
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| Accuracy | 98.4% |
| Rank | 2nd place (out of 5) |
| Opponents | dragoncityjose (1st place) table_smasher (3rd place) xanderec (4th place) |
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Sir, a couple of brief points: firstly, you're not a qualified service engineer, and, consequently, sawing me in two will invalidate my guarantee; secondly, I wouldn't trust you to open a can of sardines that was already open.
— (other)
by Rob Grant, Doug Naylor
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