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Race Result Details |
| Racer | PlasticFetus (plasticfetus) |
| Race Number | 239 |
| Date | Mon, 16 Dec 2024 22:31:32 |
| Speed |
89 WPM
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| Accuracy | 93.8% |
| Rank | 1st place (out of 5) |
| Opponents | cheester (3rd place) kookowackyduck (2nd place) |
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An especially upsetting event occurred today: a garbage truck awakened the subject several hours before subject planned to be awake. Subject HATES the garbage truck for what it has done. Hates it so much that had to get up and look at it - stood at window looking at garbage truck and hating.
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Hyperbole and a half
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by Alexandra Brosh
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