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Racer Kevin (piesaurus)
Race Number 488
Date Tue, 14 Jun 2016 14:41:21
Speed 95 WPM Try to beat?
Accuracy 89.5%
Rank 2nd place (out of 5)
Opponents smarmyraptor (3rd place)

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The wine list looks so imposing that you finally give up laboring over it. You hand it back to the server and say (either a bit sheepishly, because you're acknowledging that you can't handle the list, or with defiant bravado, signifying that you're not going to waste your time on this nonsense), "I'll just have a glass of white wine." Smart move or big mistake? We'd say, "Mistake."
Wine for Dummies (book) by Ed McCarthy (see stats)