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Pit Stop
Racer Courtney (pickels712)
Race Number 996
Date Tue, 27 Dec 2016 15:01:16
Speed 87 WPM Try to beat?
Accuracy 97%
Rank 1st place (out of 3)
Opponents calculusnut (3rd place) jamtho (2nd place)

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When you're dead, they really fix you up. I hope to hell when I do die somebody has sense enough to just dump me in the river or something. Anything except sticking me in a goddam cemetery. People coming and putting a bunch of flowers on your stomach on Sunday, and all that crap. Who wants flowers when you're dead? Nobody.
— (book) by J. D. Salinger (see stats)