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Pit Stop
Racer Jordan (picard)
Race Number 71
Date Sat, 5 Oct 2019 16:34:55
Speed 72 WPM Try to beat?
Accuracy 96.9%
Rank 3rd place (out of 5)
Opponents graham152 (1st place) jyotirmoy_halder (4th place) madbanthaii (2nd place)

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Horse hockey! I've seen these dodges for 40 years, all the tricks. Knew a private, pretended he was a mare. Carried a colt in his arm for weeks. Another fellow said he was a daisy. Insisted we water him every morning. No, no, Corporal. It ain't gonna go with me. Now you get out of that froufrou and into a uniform. And you stay in uniform. Dismissed!
— (other) by Larry Gelbart (see stats)

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