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Pit Stop
Racer Phil (philg)
Race Number 32
Date Wed, 18 Jan 2017 23:27:57
Speed 89 WPM Try to beat?
Accuracy 90.1%
Rank 3rd place (out of 3)
Opponents bblaise (2nd place) deroche1 (1st place)

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And now for a brief public service announcement: alligators. Can they kill your children? Yes. Along those lines, to get personal for a moment, I think the best way to die would be: swallowed by a giant snake. Going feet first and whole into a slimy maw would give your life perfect symmetry.
— (other) by Joseph Fink, Jeffrey Cranor (see stats)