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Pit Stop
Racer Pheristoric (pheristorics)
Race Number 5
Date Wed, 13 Apr 2022 4:16:25
Speed 100 WPM Try to beat?
Accuracy 99.5%
Rank 1st place (out of 5)
Opponents poxsy (5th place) rikateamovt1 (4th place) saezos (3rd place)

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The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
— (book) by David Sedaris (see stats)

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