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typeracer

Pit Stop
Racer i'd buy that for a dollar! (pentalon)
Race Number 35384
Date Thu, 12 Dec 2013 3:04:27
Speed 95 WPM Try to beat?
Accuracy 93%
Rank 3rd place (out of 5)
Opponents icody_bot (2nd place) laughinghan (4th place) oneweirdtrick (1st place) zoros (5th place)

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So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
— (book) by Stephen Colbert (see stats)