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Race Result Details |
| Racer | oneguardsam (oneguardsam) |
| Race Number | 32141 |
| Date | Sun, 20 Sep 2015 7:36:06 |
| Speed |
77 WPM
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| Accuracy | 93% |
| Rank | 4th place (out of 4) |
| Opponents | itgzachattack (1st place) |
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In order to become an elf I filled out ten pages' worth of forms, took a multiple choice personality test, underwent two interviews and a drug test. The first interview was general, designed to eliminate obvious sociopaths. During the second interview we were asked why we wanted to be elves.
— (book)
by David Sedaris
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