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Race Result Details |
| Racer | Oliver (ollchops) |
| Race Number | 647 |
| Date | Sun, 3 Oct 2021 21:22:48 |
| Speed |
55 WPM
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| Accuracy | 90.8% |
| Rank | 4th place (out of 7) |
| Opponents | fishum (2nd place) hadynpark (6th place) laraloz (5th place) meggggggie (7th place) meihoff (1st place) owningle (3rd place) |
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In order to become an elf I filled out ten pages' worth of forms, took a multiple choice personality test, underwent two interviews and a drug test. The first interview was general, designed to eliminate obvious sociopaths. During the second interview we were asked why we wanted to be elves.
— (book)
by David Sedaris
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