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Race Result Details |
| Racer | oakles (oakles) |
| Race Number | 1117 |
| Date | Tue, 4 Mar 2025 1:19:00 |
| Speed |
79 WPM
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| Accuracy | 95% |
| Rank | 2nd place (out of 5) |
| Opponents | waonder (3rd place) |
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Sir, a couple of brief points: firstly, you're not a qualified service engineer, and, consequently, sawing me in two will invalidate my guarantee; secondly, I wouldn't trust you to open a can of sardines that was already open.
—
Red Dwarf: Terrorform
 (other)
by Rob Grant, Doug Naylor
(see stats)
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