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Racer J (nubcup)
Race Number 903
Date Sat, 18 Apr 2020 2:51:04
Speed 82 WPM Try to beat?
Accuracy 98.5%
Rank 1st place (out of 5)
Opponents orbitaltowel (2nd place) sirbossdavid (3rd place)

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Son, a woman is a lot like a... a refrigerator! They're about six feet tall, 300 pounds. They make ice and, um... Oh, wait a minute. Actually, a woman is more like a beer. They smell good, they look good and you'd step over your own mother just to get one!
The Simpsons (other) by Matt Groening (see stats)

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