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Race Result Details |
| Racer | Note (note_r) |
| Race Number | 1487 |
| Date | Sun, 3 Sep 2023 19:23:20 |
| Speed |
90 WPM
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| Accuracy | 97.9% |
| Rank | 1st place (out of 5) |
| Opponents | j_aqua (2nd place) madsick (4th place) |
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The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—
Holidays on Ice
 (book)
by David Sedaris
(see stats)
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