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Racer NinjaMonkey (ninjamonkey)
Race Number 119
Date Sat, 23 Aug 2014 13:52:29
Speed 52 WPM Try to beat?
Accuracy 91.6%
Rank 2nd place (out of 4)
Opponents filfirst (1st place) santoshpadhi432@gmail.com (3rd place)

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So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
— (book) by Stephen Colbert (see stats)