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Race Result Details |
| Racer | niko4niko (niko4niko) |
| Race Number | 9 |
| Date | Sat, 6 Apr 2024 22:11:02 |
| Speed |
51 WPM
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| Accuracy | 92.2% |
| Rank | 5th place (out of 5) |
| Opponents | jelly_ween (2nd place) |
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Jay made up for the lack of glamour in his assignment by having a romance with a local miller's daughter, which he initiated by letting air out of her bicycle tires. He also earned himself a promotion to lieutenant on the strength of his commonsense suggestion that the army could save lots of cargo space by deboning beef before shipping it overseas.
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SPAM: A Biography: The Amazing True Story of America's "Miracle Meat!"
 (book)
by Carolyn Wyman
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