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Pit Stop
Racer nc99 (nc99)
Race Number 330
Date Mon, 18 Apr 2022 6:23:45
Speed 100 WPM Try to beat?
Accuracy 97.3%
Rank 1st place (out of 5)
Opponents cylaerfiest (2nd place) jimbocranberry (5th place) shidlord (3rd place) valouci (4th place)

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Listen carefully, my friend. You are stuck in a paradox. It turns out there are three things you cannot do in virtual reality. You cannot die, you cannot get grounded, and you cannot call customer service. This is why you are having problems.
— (other) by Trey Parker, Matt Stone (see stats)

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