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Pit Stop
Racer toad (narutoad)
Race Number 53
Date Wed, 19 Jul 2023 9:51:19
Speed 98 WPM Try to beat?
Accuracy 98%
Rank 1st place (out of 4)

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I was crying pointlessly on the kitchen floor. As was common practice during bouts of floor-crying, I was staring straight ahead at nothing in particular and feeling sort of weird about myself. Then, through the film of tears and nothingness, I spotted a tiny shriveled piece of corn under the refrigerator. I don't claim to know why this happened, but when I saw the piece of corn, something snapped inside me, and then that thing twisted through a few permutations of logic that I don't understand, and produced the most confusing bout of uncontrollable, debilitating laughter that I have ever experienced.
— (book) by Alexandra Brosh (see stats)

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