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Racer Mr. FancySauce (mr_fancysauce)
Race Number 6
Date Sun, 26 Aug 2012 2:15:05
Speed 31 WPM Try to beat?
Accuracy 87.6%
Rank 3rd place (out of 4)
Opponents lesrferg (1st place)

Text typed:

Now you might ask yourself, if by yourself you mean me, "Stephen, if you don't like books, why did you write one?" You just asked yourself a trick question. I didn't write it. I dictated it. I shouted it into a tape recorder over the Columbus Day weekend, then handed it to my agent and said, "Sell this."
— (book) by Stephen Colbert (see stats)