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Racer MissingYew (missingyew)
Race Number 47
Date Wed, 17 Apr 2013 21:37:35
Speed 56 WPM Try to beat?
Accuracy 89.8%
Rank 3rd place (out of 3)
Opponents ninjadeering (2nd place) ratasticks (1st place)

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So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
— (book) by Stephen Colbert (see stats)