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Racer Ace (milkyboy12)
Race Number 783
Date Fri, 12 Mar 2021 5:04:38
Speed 92 WPM Try to beat?
Accuracy 98.3%
Rank 1st place (out of 5)
Opponents fat_bor (2nd place) flamefrost (3rd place) okyu (4th place)

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On my block, a lot of people walk their dogs, and I always see them walking along with their little poop bags, which to me is just the lowest function of human life. If aliens are watching this through telescopes, they're gonna think the dogs are the leaders. If you see two life forms, one of them's making a poop, the other one's carrying it for him, who would you assume was in charge?
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