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Pit Stop
Racer midnightsimon (midnightsimon)
Race Number 1269
Date Thu, 23 Jan 2025 4:59:37
Speed 89 WPM Try to beat?
Accuracy 97%
Rank 5th place (out of 9)
Opponents andybarth (2nd place) icyblack (6th place) joshque (4th place) sixpacksexy (1st place) st1lled (3rd place)

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The wine list looks so imposing that you finally give up laboring over it. You hand it back to the server and say (either a bit sheepishly, because you're acknowledging that you can't handle the list, or with defiant bravado, signifying that you're not going to waste your time on this nonsense), "I'll just have a glass of white wine." Smart move or big mistake? We'd say, "Mistake."
— (book) by Ed McCarthy (see stats)

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