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Race Result Details |
| Racer | Michael_H_ (michael_h_) |
| Race Number | 329 |
| Date | Fri, 17 Jun 2022 22:48:36 |
| Speed |
61 WPM
 Try to beat?
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| Accuracy | 95.9% |
| Rank | 4th place (out of 5) |
| Opponents | poppyc_ck (3rd place) |
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Sir, a couple of brief points: firstly, you're not a qualified service engineer, and, consequently, sawing me in two will invalidate my guarantee; secondly, I wouldn't trust you to open a can of sardines that was already open.
—
Red Dwarf: Terrorform
 (other)
by Rob Grant, Doug Naylor
(see stats)
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