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Racer Matt (mezo)
Race Number 36
Date Sun, 14 Oct 2012 0:54:47
Speed 75 WPM Try to beat?
Accuracy 90.2%
Rank 5th place (out of 5)
Opponents gageno1boots (1st place) intoccabile (4th place) shadeznoob (2nd place) vincent92 (3rd place)

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Jay made up for the lack of glamour in his assignment by having a romance with a local miller's daughter, which he initiated by letting air out of her bicycle tires. He also earned himself a promotion to lieutenant on the strength of his commonsense suggestion that the army could save lots of cargo space by deboning beef before shipping it overseas.
— (book) by Carolyn Wyman (see stats)