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typeracer

Pit Stop
Racer (matt_rad)
Race Number 501
Date Fri, 6 Mar 2020 16:59:52
Speed 77 WPM Try to beat?
Accuracy 95.6%
Rank 1st place (out of 5)
Opponents excaliburez (3rd place) hiddencactus (2nd place)

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I'd just like to point out that you were given every opportunity to succeed. There was even going to be a party for you. A big party that all your friends were invited to. I invited your best friend the companion cube. Of course, he couldn't come because you murdered him. All your other friends couldn't come either because you don't have any other friends.
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