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Race Result Details |
| Racer | nutcase (mal123wt) |
| Race Number | 956 |
| Date | Mon, 4 Dec 2023 3:45:49 |
| Speed |
110 WPM
 Try to beat?
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| Accuracy | 99.6% |
| Rank | 1st place (out of 5) |
| Opponents | burgercheese (2nd place) |
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Sir, a couple of brief points: firstly, you're not a qualified service engineer, and, consequently, sawing me in two will invalidate my guarantee; secondly, I wouldn't trust you to open a can of sardines that was already open.
—
Red Dwarf: Terrorform
 (other)
by Rob Grant, Doug Naylor
(see stats)
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