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Race Result Details |
| Racer | MadBantha II (madbanthaii) |
| Race Number | 7004 |
| Date | Sun, 5 Apr 2020 16:21:17 |
| Speed |
74 WPM
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| Accuracy | 95.1% |
| Rank | 3rd place (out of 5) |
| Opponents | afregistry (4th place) joshwahhh (1st place) wisatong (5th place) zihadeasin (2nd place) |
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So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—
I Am America (And So Can You)
 (book)
by Stephen Colbert
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