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Pit Stop
Racer wr.dd.i.go.rng (lucean)
Race Number 119398
Date Tue, 30 Aug 2016 21:33:19
Speed 99 WPM Try to beat?
Accuracy 95%
Rank 1st place (out of 4)
Opponents bouncy (2nd place) horphex (3rd place) nittanylion (4th place)

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The wine list looks so imposing that you finally give up laboring over it. You hand it back to the server and say (either a bit sheepishly, because you're acknowledging that you can't handle the list, or with defiant bravado, signifying that you're not going to waste your time on this nonsense), "I'll just have a glass of white wine." Smart move or big mistake? We'd say, "Mistake."
— (book) by Ed McCarthy (see stats)