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typeracer

Pit Stop
Racer (ง'̀-'́)ง (liteswitch)
Race Number 186
Date Thu, 8 Oct 2015 17:51:16
Speed 51 WPM Try to beat?
Accuracy 90.5%
Rank 4th place (out of 5)
Opponents bojack (2nd place) furglory (5th place) melosow (3rd place)

Text typed:

Now you might ask yourself, if by yourself you mean me, "Stephen, if you don't like books, why did you write one?" You just asked yourself a trick question. I didn't write it. I dictated it. I shouted it into a tape recorder over the Columbus Day weekend, then handed it to my agent and said, "Sell this."
— (book) by Stephen Colbert (see stats)