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Racer Hasnat (lazy_zeus)
Race Number 69
Date Thu, 14 Oct 2021 19:19:12
Speed 67 WPM Try to beat?
Accuracy 96.7%
Rank 1st place (out of 2)
Opponents mr_mandal (2nd place)

Text typed:

Sir, a couple of brief points: firstly, you're not a qualified service engineer, and, consequently, sawing me in two will invalidate my guarantee; secondly, I wouldn't trust you to open a can of sardines that was already open.
— (other) by Rob Grant, Doug Naylor (see stats)

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